Bassingham Primary School's Smile Team Web Archive
This page displays selected items that the Smile Team placed on the Witham Staple website some years ago.
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Class 5 Fly High In Trip To National Space Centre
It was the day of our trip on Wednesday 2nd March. We had won the trip when our class had entered a national competition and our entry had been selected as one of the best.
We had to be up early, but as we were going out for the day, we didn't mind. The coach left at quarter to nine and we prepared ourselves for an hour and a half journey.
When we arrived we went to the screen show, where we learned about planets and had a go at an interactive quiz. You sat down in these normal cinema chairs and they have four coloured buttons on the right arm of the chair. There's a screen over the ceiling and walls. They asked us a question and there were three possible answers. Each answer had a colour next to it and whichever answer you think it is, you press that colour. Then it shows you if you're right.
Next we went up on the "decks". There were games to play, buttons to press and lots more to do. We went up in the glass elevator to the next deck; you could see everything (not including the floor, so when you don't have a head for heights it doesn't help!!!). Lunch was at 12.45pm. After lunch we did a space workshop that included making and launching small rockets. We designed and named our fizzy flyers, and when launched they certainly flew sky high! ……….It was a great day!
By Jordan, Josh, Katie, Hayley, Ben, Jacob and Jake in Class 5.

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Jokers' Corner
Q. How did the baker get an electric shock?
A. He stood on a bun and current ran up his leg.
Q. Why did the sailor grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?
A. He though he could wash himself ashore
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Limericks
The Pelican
What a rare old bird is the Pelican,
Its beak carries more than its Belican.
He can take in his beak enough food for the week.
And I'm darned if I know how the Helican.

Found By Ben
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Our School Book Fair
A few weeks ago our school had a very successful book fair. The parents and children helped us by buying lots of books, especially on Parents' Evenings - so thanks for that. The parents and children spent around £1300 in total and as the school gets 60% of all we sell, we've managed to achieve a fantastic total of £780 to spend on books for the school.
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Bed and Breakfast Star By Jacqueline Wilson
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots!!!!
"I'm Elsa and that's one of my jokes. (I tell lots of jokes and I'm going to be a big star one day!) I do my best to cheer my family up, but no one seems to laugh much any more. Not since we lost our lovely house and had to move to a bed and breakfast hotel."
Elsa is 10 years old and lives with her mum, her stepfather, a stepsister and brother. She tries to keep everyone happy, but finds it very hard. When her stepfather Mack loses his job, they have all their possessions taken away from them. They find out that the only place to go is a bed and breakfast hotel called The Royal; it's far from it! While staying there, she has to endure bad living quarters and a life-taking fire.
"10/10, a really good read!" Nicola Class 5
" Really funny! I would read it again!" Eleanor Class 5

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A Book Report On Jenny Nimmo's BLUE BOA
This book is the 3rd book in the Children of the Red King series so we already know the characters of the endowed children, the evil, plotting Yewbeams and the worst of the worst the Bloors. But as you haven't read the book I will be happy to explain.
The endowed children are descendents of the Red King. Manfred Bloor is a hypnotiser. Asa Pike is a were-beast. Billy Raven can communicate with animals. Zelda Dobinski is telekinetic. Lysander Sage can call up his spirit ancestors. Tancred Torsson is a storm bringer. Gabriel Silk can feel memories through clothes. Emma Tolly can fly, and of course Charlie Bone can travel into photographs and paintings.
This particular book is about a boy (Ollie Sparks) who is made invisible, then locked in the school attic and never seen again.... until Charlie comes along that is. Charlie and his group of friends hear about Ollie and decide to do something about it .... well Charlie does, and he drags his friends, family and a welsh sorcerer along for the ride.
They embark on a journey through good and bad, dark and light full of secrets and magic until Bloors' Academy is turned upside down and inside out....Literally!
By Rachel
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Bassingham Primary's Tsunami Appeal Day
Did you go to Bassingham Primary School on the Friday 21st January 2005? If you did you would have seen the superb efforts Bassingham made. On the afternoon of Friday the 21st, Bassingham Primary invited parents, grandparents and friends for an afternoon of fun and games. All the money raised would be sent to help the Asian Tsunami.
Bassingham put together a jam-packed afternoon. They had teas, a cake stall, book and video stalls, toy stalls and poem reading. Also donated were some fabulous raffle prizes - one of them, a holiday for four people in Spain. The whole school made an amazing effort and were greatly rewarded with a total sum of £1,233.45. Bassingham Primary School has rightly earned itself a name for charity fund raising.
By India
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More Jokes by Katie
How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!!!
Did you hear about the silly woodworm?
He was found in a brick!

Which days of the week do ghosts like best?
Moandays!!!
What did one monster say to the other?
" I'm afraid I just don't believe in humans!"
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Wind
Would you mind? I said to the wind.
I would like to fly my kite.
Now I can fly with the wind.
Down went my kite.
Written by Madeline in Reception Class
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MY FIRST DAY AT BASSINGHAM!
When I first started at Bassingham Primary School, I was very nervous about what the kids would be like, but I was really looking forward to swimming lessons - so I was also very excited! The first friend I made was a girl called Jessica - she was very nice. When we got into class, we did the register and then we lined up for swimming. I was getting excited. Finally we got to the swimming centre. I was put in the second group because I 'm not really good at swimming. When we got back from swimming, we had break. I played with Jessica and Ashleigh. When it was lunch, I went to Drama Club. The whole day was really good.
I think Bassingham Primary School is the best school ever!
By Violet Y6
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School Council Update
The P.T.A have been very generous and have given the School Council a grand sum of £200 to go towards anything that we would like. Earlier this year the School Council held a competition to choose two designs which will be painted onto the outside of the mobile classrooms. All the designs were great and the Council have now decided on two particular ones. One is a space theme and the other is a beach theme. They have decided to use the money to paint the mobile classrooms, so they look brighter and fresher. [March 2005]
Well done to the two winners!
AND A HUGE THANK-YOU TO THE P.T.A!
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'Scool' Dinners By Rachel
To eat, or not to eat? In some schools, school dinners are just a normal way of life, but most primary schools in Lincolnshire don't have the staff or money to provide them. The government has promised more money to go towards providing school dinners in primary schools, but will they have a warm welcome?
We carried out a survey in class 7 (Year 6) to see what they thought. Everyone agreed that if there was a choice of school dinners or packed lunches they would prefer a hot cooked meal.
We also thought that if school dinners were introduced then it would be ideal if we could have menus in advance so that children could have real choice and decide beforehand what they wanted to eat.
These are some of the suggestions for healthy meals put forward by the Y6 children.
· different types of pasta
· roast dinners occasionally
· a vegetarian option
· salad
· baked potatoes with fillings
We think healthier meals are a great idea. And now there's just one thing left to say, "GO FOR IT, JAMIE OLIVER!"
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Interview with Reverend Nick Buck On the 25th April (2005)
Rev. Nick Buck agreed to come into school to be interviewed by me (Rachel). The following is a summary of the Rev. Buck's replies.
Q. How long have you been a vicar in the village?
A: I've been a vicar at St Michael's church for three and a half years now.
Q. How did you become interested in being a vicar?
A: When I was in my last year at university I felt myself being nudged towards being a vicar so I became one.
Q. What parts of your job do you most enjoy?
A: Meeting people, being out and about and talking about Christianity.
Q. What other churches do you work at?
A: St Peters- Aubourn, St Michaels- Bassingham, St Mary's- Carlton Le Moorland, St Peters - Norton Disney, St Jamain - Thurlby and All Saints - Stapleford.
Q. Do you have much time to do hobbies and if so what are they?
A: I've never been much of a hobby person however I do enjoy reading, music and singing in the Bassingham choir.
Q. What is the best book you've ever read?
A: The bible!
Q. What's your favourite time of year and why?
A: Spring, because there's all the birds singing and it's all bursting with new life.
Q. How do you feel about females having higher roles in church?
A: Yeah, give it a go!
Q. Apart from being a vicar do you do anything else around Bassingham?
A: I sing in the Bassingham choir and also look after 37 readers, but being a vicar takes up most of my time.
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Mole War 3
On our school playing field we have an army of moles that are causing us a big problem. The children are having more and more trouble trying to run on the field, which is so uneven now. If anyone has any brilliant ideas of how to get rid of moles (and molehills as well), that will be great. We have had a few suggestions like putting dog mess down the holes they make, but we then thought this would not be a very good idea because of the children playing on the school field. Any ideas will be superb - they can be old, new or even crazy ones. We are getting fed up with these mad moles invading our field.
So moles if you're reading this STOP INVADING OUR FIELD!!!!
Please email your ideas to the enquiries address at the school.
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Football Tournament

On Wednesday 13th April our school entered a football tournament at Navenby Primary School. We played against three other primary school teams - Caythorpe, Claypole and Navenby.
Ryan, Oscar, Callum, Maxine, Sophie, Emily, Jordan and Alistair were our brilliant team members. All the players played very well.
First we played Caythorpe and the game was drawn nil - nil. Next we played Navenby who won by two goals. From then on it went down hill and we then lost to Claypole as well.
Unfortunately we came last in the tournament and to make it worse, we didn't score one goal. Callum came closest when we were playing Claypole, with a shot that landed on the line but the opponent's goalie kicked it away.
Despite
our lack of success we all enjoyed ourselves, showed good team spirit and were
proud to represent Bassingham Primary School
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Ben C
Class 7
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Bluebells are prettily blue,
While snowdrops stay clearly white.
Daffodils are happily yellow,
And the trees are sprouting new leaves.
Newborn lambs roam the fields,
Tiny chicks hatch out of their eggs.
Rabbits come out of their burrows,
Mad March hares jump in the sun.
By Nicola in Class 4

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Three Poems About Monsters!
A MONSTER POEM
Monsters, monsters up above,
They are definitely not full of love.
Monsters, monster hair they shed,
Monsters might be under your bed.
Monsters, monsters with the hose,
Monsters might be up your nose.
Monsters in the air,
Monsters, monsters could be in you hair.
Monsters, monsters in the light,
They could give you a great big FRIGHT.
By Hannah Class 4

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A Monster Poem!
Monsters,
monsters in the army,
You will find them playing with Barbies.
Monsters, monsters here or there,
They might be crawling in your hair!
They may be watching your TV,
Baby monsters sat on mummy monster's knee.
Monsters, monsters with big heads,
They could be sleeping under the bed.
One monster, two monsters, three monsters, four
Five monsters, six monsters, seven maybe more?
By Martha in Class 4
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MONSTERS
Monsters,
monsters all around,
They are living underground.
Monsters, monsters everywhere,
Prepare for a big scare!
Monsters, monsters with big jaws,
They will be waiting to roar.
Monsters, monsters howling and prowling all night,
When you wake up you will get a very big fright.
Monsters, monsters in your bed,
Run to your next-door neighbour Ted.
By Ben in Class 4
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We play fun games, do good activities and we make lots of useful things. Brownies is a good place to go because all the leaders and children are very nice. Brownies is on a Tuesday night at 6.00 till 7.30. At the beginning of Brownies and at the end of Brownies we all sing a song. When somebody is getting enrolled we all do something special and you will get a badge. Brownies is held in the village hall. Some nights we play games.

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There once was a ….
There was a young woman from
Leeds,
Who spent all her time eating seeds.
When she woke up one hour,
Her nose was a flower,
And her hair, just a bundle of weeds.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses.
You certainly do, this is a fish and chip shop!
Class 4
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Running for School
On the 15th March the school took a large team of runners down to a cross-country tournament in the South of the county to compete against many other primary schools. This is a report of the event, as seen through the eyes of Alistair in Class 4.
"The cross country race was long and hard. At the start there was lots of pushing and shoving but that all stopped soon enough. The first part of the race was downhill but soon it began to go upwards. It was really hard work running up hill and I began to get really hot. As I edged nearer to the finishing line I burst into a sprint. As I took over several people I ran as fast as I could, managing to finish 33rd out of 350. Linton Taylor gave Bassingham its best result, finishing 2nd. Although it was a hard race, I really enjoyed myself and hope I can run again next year."
By Alistair Class 5

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The
Four Dragons
The earth had dried up and the people were suffering famine. When the Jade
Emperor refused to send rain, the Four Dragons decide to take action.
"We
must help them urgently, but how?" the Pearl Dragon asked.
"I know," said the Black Dragon. "We will somehow persuade the
Jade Emperor to pour water over those withered lands."
"We've tried that already," said Yellow Dragon.
"Then we shall declare war on the Jade Emperor"
"Very well" the Pearl Dragon replied.
But when
they finally arrived at the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor had already
assembled his army.
"Destroy them!" the Emperor cried.
The dragons knew they had to defend themselves. With an almighty roar, fire
burst out of the Long Dragon's mouth, burning some of the Emperor's army to
cinders. The Jade Emperor then realized that he could not win. As soon as the
army had been crushed, a flame came out of Black Dragon's mouth. Although the
Jade Emperor could not defend himself from the fire, the ground beneath him gave
way sending him falling through the air from his palace in the clouds. Something
very strange happened just then, the Jade Emperor turned into water. The water,
which had been the Jade Emperor, fell into all the clouds and it began to rain.
The dragons then dived into the Eastern Sea and lived happily ever after.
THE END.

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WORDS

ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED THE WORD SEARCH THE REMAINING LETTERS WILL SPELL OUT A MESSAGE.

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AARDVARK |
DINGO | KANGAROO | PANTHER |
| ALLIGATOR | ELEPHANT | KOALA | PUMA |
| ANTELOPE | ELK | LEOPARD | RACOON |
| BEAR | GIRAFFE | LION | RHINOCEROS |
| CAMEL | GORILLA | MONKEY | TIGER |
| CHEETAH | HIPPOPOTAMUS | MOOSE | WALLABY |
| CHIPMUNK | HYENA | OCELOT | ZEBRA |
| CROCODILE | JAGUAR |
SECRET MESSAGE - HOPE YOU HAD FUN SEARCHING FOR THE ANIMALS
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Bassingham Primary School Drama Club Proudly Presents: Bugsy Malone
The school Drama Club are currently rehearsing a performance of Bugsy Malone. This popular musical is set in Chicago in the 1920s. The music and costumes will all be in a 1920s theme. In Chicago at that period of time, alcohol was banned - because of this, mobster gangs were trying to sell it without being caught by the police.
The main characters in the show are:
Bugsy: played by Jack Blousey
Brown: played by Olivia
Fat Sam: played by Sam
Tallulah: played by Zoe
Dandy Dan: played by Violet
Fizzy: played by Emily
And many other extras and dancers.
The performance dates are rapidly approaching, so Drama Club are practising a lot. The performances are on the Wednesday 13th and Thursday 14th July in our School Hall at 2pm.
On Thursday 7th July our school have been invited to perform at Lincoln University as part of a Children's Festival for Lincolnshire schools. Our plan is to perform during the day a selection of songs from Bugsy Malone. Parents will be invited along and tourists from the city will be invited to come and watch. Although the date hasn't been actually fixed yet, the 7th of July is the date we are working towards for our performance at Lincoln University.
Olivia - Class 7
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Book Cover Competition
Recently our school have held a competition for the best book cover. Each class read a book; they then had to design a front cover for it. The teachers found it extremely hard to choose one winner from each class. Winners received a book suitable for their age group. We would like to thank all the participants in the competition.
Our Winners:
Maisy from Reception won the design for the book The Cat in the Hat.
Florence from Year 1 won the design for the book The Lazy Ladybird.
Taylor from Year 2 won the design for the book A Bugs Life.
Katie from Year 3 won the design for the book The B.F.G.
Katie C from Year 4 won the design for the book Mark Spark in the Dark.
Emily from Year 5 won the design for the book Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Megan from Year 6 won the design for the book Demons in Disguise.
WELL DONE TO ALL THE WINNERS!
Olivia - Class 7
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If there's one good place to be on a Tuesday night, then my vote definitely goes to Brownies. Every Tuesday they do lots of different things, all of them really interesting. They do art, games, quizzes and lots more. People who go will find it very interesting, and even mums, if they become helpers, will find it good fun. But remember, girls and mums only, (sorry boys) and you'll find it at Bassingham Village hall, 6.00 - 7.30
Emily - Class 5
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Jokers' Corner - Doctor, Doctor Day
This Month we've been scouring the school for the best 'Doctor, Doctor Jokes' in town. Here are some of our favourites.
C. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
R. Sit over there and don't stir!
C. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a window.
R. And where is the 'pane' exactly?

C. Doctor, Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live.
R. Just a minute please.
C. Doctor, Doctor I just swallowed a camera.
R. Let's hope nothing develops.
India - Class 5
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Kwik Cricket Match
On Monday the 21st of May our Kwik (yes, it is spelt like that!!!) cricket team played a cricket match against Thorpe On The Hill. Unfortunately we lost, but only by 6 points, which is great for us, at it was the first game we'd ever played, and the sixth one for them.
The final score was 243 to us and 249 to the opposition. The best player was Violet, but the whole team did really well. The players for our team were Violet, Emily, Grace, Bethany, Ben. C, Ben. T, Ryan and Alex.
The only thing left to say is a huge well done to the team and I'm sure they'll play even better next time.
By Rachel - Class 7
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School Council Update
We have recently had a meeting and these were the matters for discussion.
o Wristbands - not being allowed to wear just one.
o Buying more play equipment.
o Reviving the goalposts from the shed!
o Putting litterbins at the end of the field and
o Last but not least…… the toilet doors being too small in the boys' loos.
But the last one doesn't really matter!
We have also had a competition for painting the mobile classrooms and are currently looking for creative people to help paint them. So if you think you have what it takes, email us at: enquiries@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
By Rachel - Class 7
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Unscramble the letters to find something
We like at school and then something we don't.
1. METIEKARB
2. HWROMOEK
I. T
How many words with three of more letters can you make
from the words below?
COMPUTER
STUDIES
GEOGRAPHY
Which capital city goes with each country?
MADRID AUSTRIA WASHINGTON GREECE
ROME SPAIN OSLO USA
ATHENS NORWAY VIENNA ITALY
ANSWERS
1.Break time 2.Homework 3.Madrid-Spain
4.Washington-USA 5.Rome-Italy 6.Oslo-Norway 7.Vienna-Austria
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The introduction below is a competition for writing the ending of the story. You will see the results on the next web page.
The Knock Wood Inn
I knew that something wasn't right from the start. I had a feeling as soon as we got there. The 'Knock Wood Inn' with its twisting bell towers and rambling ivy, just didn't seem right to me. I'd come to stay with an auntie for the summer. I can't call her much of an auntie though. I've never seen her and never will. She owns the Knock Wood Inn, …….well she used to. There was no one there when I arrived. There's plenty of life though, lots of it. Just none of it human…
Send your ideas for how you would finish this story to:
enquiries@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
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Views on Secondary Schools
In a few months time Year 6 children from Bassingham Primary School will be off to secondary schools. I (Rachel) went out and found out some views of what the children are looking forward to and what they are not.
These are some of the views I heard:
Lorna, who is going to Robert Pattinson, has said that she is looking forward to better art and drama facilities and all the different and exciting trips they go on. She is not looking forward to homework (aren't we all!) and the horrible teachers!
Helen is going to Welbourn, and she can't wait to make new friends and, like Lorna, is looking forward to better facilities. Not in her good books are, horrible teachers, having a detention and getting lost!
Going to North Kesteven is Jemima, who is looking forward to vending machines (ok?!) and like Helen, meeting new people. She is not looking forward to GCSEs and History.
Grace is going to LSST (brainy!) and can't wait to try out all the different facilities and the swimming pool. She can wait for homework, English and the worst thing that can happen on your first day, is being lost!
Ryan is going to Carre's (Sleaford Grammar School) and he is looking forward to the sport, and not looking forward to English!
So as you can see most views are the same,….. we can't wait to get there, ………..but do we have to do homework?
Rachel - Class 7
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What do you think…about our pages ??
Do you have any ideas on how to make it better……… or do you have a good joke or article you'd like us to see? If so, we'd really like to hear from you. You can send an email with your joke, article or idea to:
enquiries@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
Or alternatively speak to one of the Website team. So if you're one of those people who has got a spark for writing or maybe just know a good joke or two don't hesitate to get in touch!
....and while you are online please take the opportunity to look at some of the many other pages on The Witham Staple Website
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“Now Is The Time To Say Goodbye”
The Smile Team

I'm sorry to say that the time has come for all the year Y6 children to leave Bassingham Primary and move onto their secondary schools. Going with them are my two fellow team members Olivia and Rachel …… though I (India) will be staying on. We have decided to choose three new members. After lengthy interviews we have finally decided on Charlotte, Sophie and Alistair, (the first ever boy on the team!)
Thank you to all the people that volunteered for the job. Thank you to Mr Robertson for starting the team, but most of all thank you to Olivia and Rachel for helping us be the "Witham Staple Website Team!" By India (See you in September)
I am sorry to say that I (Olivia) am now leaving the team because I am going to NK secondary school. India will be carrying on working with three new friendly people. We interviewed a number of people to be the next three editors, they are……………….. Sophie, Ali and Charlotte. They will be introducing themselves in the next page.
I have really enjoyed contributing to the page. I hope you liked it!
GOODBYEEEEE! From Olivia
Sad Goodbyes
The time has come for all Year 6s to leave the school. Unfortunately this means that me (Rachel) and Olivia will have to leave the 'Smile Team!' I've had a great time on the website and I hope the budding new members will have a great time too.
Myself, Olivia and India have gone through a gruelling process of choosing the next members of the Smile Team. It was hard work but we eventually decided on 3 new people. They are…Charlotte in Y5, Sophie in Y5 and Alistair in Y4.
Now all that's left to say is good luck to those 3 and goodbye from me!
Bye from Rachel
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A Snippet of Seeing The Past
By Katie in Class 5
Anna loved poetry and books; she would sit for hours writing poems and stories on only the pure beauty of the garden that she had come to love. Anna had several diaries, each page representing a dramatic day of her life, and each book representing an emotional year.
Anna's father was a doctor, and sadly because of this he was often away…

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My interview with Conservative Councillor Raymond John Phillips
I (Olivia) have recently interviewed our council representative for Bassingham.
Q. What ideas will you be putting forward on improving education and behaviour in schools?
Councillor Phillips said: He would like to keep our local village schools because they are a lot of the time the main focal point of village. He would also like to involve the pupils' parents more.
Q. What is the issue you will be most concentrating on?
Councillor Phillips said: He will be concentrating most on reducing traffic and speed on the roads of Lincolnshire.
Q. Do you think bringing back hot school dinners into primary schools is a good idea and will you be taking this matter forward to the council meeting?
Councillor Phillips said: It was a good idea but he was worried that schools might not have enough money to do so.
Q. If you had not won the local election what would you be doing now?
Councillor Phillips said: He would be spending more time with his three children and he would have more time to socialise and relax.
Q. Have you been to a meeting yet? Did you get on well with the other councillors?
Councillor Phillips said: He gets on well with the other councillors however it is a serious business so he doesn't have much time to socialise. There are 77 other councillors with a large amount of people to serve and a budget of three quarters of a billion pounds.
Q. What issues were brought up?
Councillor Phillips said: Education in schools, social services and road transport.
Q. How does your council operate?
Councillor Phillips said: 77 people got voted in and they then get split into their parties. There are 2 or 3 independent councillors as well. It is quite similar to the government. Every councillor has one vote only.
Q. If you weren't a councillor what would you be?
Councillor Phillips said: He would like to travel more. However a councillor is not his full time job, as he is a surveyor, estate agent and he also has a family farm. Although most of the time is spent in his role as councillor.
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Bassingham Family Fun Day
On Saturday 11th June Bassingham Primary held a Family Fun Day organised by their PTA. All money made will go towards the school. Thank you for all the donations given and if you came along thank you for all your help. The Fun Day was brilliant with lots of stalls, such as a tombola, a toy stall and a bookstall. The highlight of the afternoon must have been watching Mr. Robertson, our Headteacher, and other school staff getting wet sponges thrown at them in the stocks.
So thanks again to all who came along and helping us raise a total of around £1,800. Well done, Bassingham!
By India in Class 5

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Languages In School
'Bon or Mal'?
An Article By Rachel.
In about 3 or 4 years time languages will become part of the curriculum for Primary Schools everywhere. Some children think it will be great but others don't. I went round and found out some views, these are some of them.
Ryan said he thought it was a good idea, and a good head start for secondary school. "If it had been introduced earlier I would have enjoyed it."
Ben said much the same, "….. and it means if you go to another country you could communicate easier. If we had it now it would be good."
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Our Trip To The Lincolnshire Children's Festival
By Rachel
On the Thursday the 7th July classes from our school went along to the Lincolnshire Children's Festival. We had a great time and everyone performed really well.
We had quite a good selection of performances as we had taken along, the choir, recorder clubs and some of the "Bugsy Malone" dancers. The only downside was that it hadn't been well advertised so there weren't many people there.
But we still gave it our best shot and we got a big cheer at the end. You'd be surprised at how much noise a few people can make!
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The Knock Wood Inn
I knew that something wasn't right from the start. I had a feeling as soon as we got there. The 'Knock Wood Inn' with its twisting bell towers and rambling ivy, just didn't seem right to me. I'd come to stay with an auntie for the Summer. I can't call her much of an auntie though, as I've never seen her and never will. She owns the Knock Wood Inn …..well she used to. There was no one there when I arrived and there still isn't now. There's plenty of life though, lots of it……just none of it human…

And here is the first episode of Chloe's "The Knock Wood Inn"
I slowly walked up to the building that stood in front of me. The top nearly touched the sky and it was as wide as 19 double-decker buses. Old rotten ivy was spread all over the walls. The place was a dump; it looked like it hadn't been cleaned for years. Cobwebs covered the corners of the rooms and the windows were old and rusty. I picked up my suitcase and carried on up the stairs. I reached out to take the door, when suddenly it turned into a face. It seemed to say, "Stay and DIE!!!"

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What I Did In My Summer Holiday
Oh, nothing much…
Climbed Everest one afternoon,
Went round the world in my balloon.
For England scored a last kick winner,
Took Princess You-Know-Who to dinner
Out gunned Clint Eastwood in a western.
Reached the South Pole without a vest on.
Shot Niagara by canoe,
Cycled from here to Timbuctoo
Became a pop star topped the charts.
Transplanted half a dozen hearts.
Nothin' really super cool,
I'm thankful to be back at school.
Eric Finney

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by Olivia
Articulated lorries cause a lot of accidents on the roads so "Exel" came to talk to us about truck safety. We found out a lot of things we didn't know. Here are a few things we found out. They demonstrated with a cone how badly you would get hurt if you cycled too close to a lorry.
They also showed how if you were stood in front or behind a lorry the driver would not be able to see you and would probably reverse back onto you or drive forward onto you.
We learnt that if your ball went under a lorry you should never go and retrieve it. A ball can always be replaced but you can't.
Be safe near lorries!
Thank you to Exel for coming in.
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Meet The NEW Smile Team

Me!! Hi, my name is Charlotte. I am new to the Witham Staple Website Team, also known as the "Smile Team". I am ten years old and in Year 6. I like swimming, reading and writing and I am terrible at art!! My favourite colours are purple and pale blue.
HOPE YOU LIKE THE WEB PAGE!!!

Hi, I'm India, and I'm 9 years old. I'm part of the school website team alongside Charlotte, Sophie and Ali. I've got a younger brother called Taylor and he's 6. I love reading and also enjoy writing my own stories. My favourite subject is English, but I also really like art, especially collage. My favourite colour is light blue and red. I hope you like our page!!!!!

Hi! ……. My name is Sophie. I go to Bassingham Primary School. I am new on the website club and I am looking forward to this year. I am now in the top class. I am 10 years old. I enjoy playing football and netball. I am in the school cricket team. I have one sister. My birthday is on the 1st of July and so is my sister's. She is 8 years old. I've got to go and do some work now……. bye!!

Hi my name is Alistair, I'm 9 years old and in the same class as India. I'm the only boy who has ever been on the website team and am hopefully not the last!! I have a mum, a dad, and a big brother who's is in the same class as Charlotte and Sophie. I was born on the 18 of June 1996. I'm in the school football team and I really enjoy it here at Bassingham Primary School. I'll be doing a few articles and competitions throughout the year. Bye for now!
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Saying Goodbye to Mr. and Mrs. Bryant
We had to say goodbye to Mr. and Mrs. Bryant. We had a special assembly to say goodbye to them. We bought them a beautiful bench to sit on. Mr. and Mrs. Bryant have been our cleaners for 2 yrs and all the staff have noticed how clean it has been. We wish them the best for the future!!!
By Sophie
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My First Month in Witham Staple
Hi it's me again Sophie. I'm now in my second month in the website club.
I am really enjoying it. I have done a few articles already. You may see them on the website.
I really like the rest of the team. They are really kind and helpful.
Thank you for reading my article and looking at the website
By Sophie in Y6
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Around the World
Walking through the Amazon, seeing all the snakes,
Kayaking and sailing across huge lakes,
Skiing in the Alps, showing my style,
I haven't been to America for a while.
Seeing the Eiffel Tower, what a show!
Going to Antarctica, playing in the snow.
Walking the Wall of China, gee how long!!
I think I'll take a trip to Hong Kong.
Going scuba diving under the sea,
Yet I'm still full of life, yes that's me.
Travelling to Venice, what a sight!
Seeing the stars out at night
Now another has gone by,
I think its time to say goodbye!!!
By Emily Y6
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Doctor, Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live.
Give me a minute then.
What's a crocodile's favourite game?
SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!!

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass!!
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And here is EPISODE TWO of Chloe's
"The
Knock Wood Inn"
ILLUSIONS

It
was an illusion, yeh…that was it. I was imagining things. I twisted the
handle, the door creaked open and I walked in. Beside me was a tall mirror with
writing engraved around the edge. I took a tissue from my bag and I cleaned the
face glass. I looked at myself. Copper hair, up in a ponytail, two clips holding
my fringe back. Blue eyes and pale skin. That was me. Carrie Parker.
All of a sudden, my reflection disappeared from view. I saw nothing. No Carrie
Parker.
Then I heard it again. "Stay and DIE!"
By Chloe

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The German Re-enactor
As part of our class topic on the second World War, a re-enactor came to our school in September and talked to some of the Year 6 children. We really enjoyed having him and he showed us lots of interesting things. He showed us a gas canister and a proper rifle from World War 2. Some of us tried out the gun (but don't worry the gun had been deactivated). He showed us how they used to cook their food. Then we each got a hockey stick and pretended it was a gun, and we did some marching. We had a great day and would like him to come again.
By Sophie
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World War 2
As Year 5 we've been doing a topic on World War 2. As part of our topic we had to write a piece on how it would have felt to be in the world war. Here are a few examples:
"I think that children's lives must have been really horrible, being shipped off to the country by the army and being sent to people who might not even want you. Rationing as well, that must have been really hard, only being allowed to have some things is very different to our lives." By Ben
"I think life must have been hard during the world war. I wouldn't have liked to be a soldier, because lots of people got killed. Being an evacuee would have been strange, living with people you didn't even know. Staying in London or other places that were being bombed must have been tough. Once your food had gone, you wouldn't be able to have any more." By Nicola
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The Ashes - 2005
The Ashes is a cricket tournament in which England and Australia fight it out in a series of 5 games. Australia had retained the Ashes for a very long time and England now have a very strong team for this year's series.
The 1st test was at Lords, which ended up all going Australia's way so the series was 1-0. The second test at Edgbaston was a high scoring one with England scoring over 400 in their first innings. That test went down to the very last day where Australia needed 107 runs with 2 wickets left. When the Aussies needed 2 runs to win, Harmison bowled a bouncer to dismiss Michael Kasprowicz.
Old Trafford was all going England's way until Brett Lee came in to save the test for Australia. With the series at 1-1 England needed a win at Trent Bridge.
At Trent Bridge, when Australia had followed on, England needed only 129 runs to win. The two openers got out quickly and Shane Warne's economy was 0.00!!! It ended up with Matthew Hoggard and Ashley Giles scoring the winning runs. I was lucky enough to be there on the final day at Trent Bridge and will always remember the tension and excitement of one of the most dramatic games in cricket history. The Brit Oval brought even more glory to England and the Ashes were theirs!!! After a fantastic series we will miss the cricket.
By Charlotte
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BASSINGHAM AND BEYOND...
...HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS
SICILY IS THE ISLAND THAT LOOKS AS THOUGH IT HAS BEEN KICKED INTO THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA. MAY IS A GOOD TIME OF YEAR TO VISIT AS IT IS NOT TOO HOT OR HUMID.
SCHOOL CHILDREN IN SICILY ARE VERY LUCKY - INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 6 WEEKS HOLIDAY THAT WE GET, THEY GET 3 MONTHS BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT IS TOO HOT FOR SCHOOL.
THE FOOD IS EXCELLENT. PIZZA AND PASTA ARE THE SICILIANS' SPECIALITY. SICILIANS EAT AN AWFUL LOT OF PASTA AND HARDLY ANY MEAT AT ALL. FAMILIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT AND THEY ALWAYS LIVE CLOSE TOGETHER.

BY CHARLOTTE MARRIS
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MOON WHALES
They plough through the moon stuff
Just under the surface
Lifting the moon's skin Like a muscle
But so slowly it seems like a
lasting mountain
Sometimes they plunge deep
Under the moon's plains
Making their magnetic way
Through the moon's interior metals
Sending the astronaut's instruments scatty
Their music is immense
Each note hundreds of years old
Each whole tune a moon-age
So they sing to each other unending songs
As unmoving they move their immovable masses.
Their eyes closed ecstatic.
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MY REVIEW ON TRACY BEAKER
I AM DOING A TV PROGRAMME REVIEW ON TRACY BEAKER. TRACY BEAKER IS AN ENERGETIC, IMAGINATIVE GIRL WHO WAS PUT INTO CARE VERY YOUNG BECAUSE HER MUM COULDN'T COPE. SHE HAS BEEN TO MANY FOSTER HOMES BUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT BACK EVERY SINGLE TIME. EACH PROGRAMME IS A GREAT ADVENTURE.
MY FAVORITE PROGRAMMES ARE PROBABLY THE ONES WHERE TRACY IS OLDER AND IS LIVING WITH A WRITER, (CAM). I'M NOT SO KEEN ON THE ONES WERE SHE'S YOUNGER AS I'VE SEEN THOSE BEFORE.

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My Film Review "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"
I (Charlotte) am going to review a great film called "A Series Of Unfortunate Events". It is about three children called Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Violet could make basically anything out of anything!! Klaus reads loads of books and Sunny' s hobby is to bite things.
Jim Carrey is the only really famous actor in the film. I think it was a brilliant film and I would recommend it for 8 years+. Jim Carrey is excellent as Count Olaf and he is really good at all the different voices and he makes the film even better!!!
I would give "A Series of Unfortunate Events" a huge 8/10!!!
Charlotte
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District Sports!!
On Friday the 17th of June we took a group of children to Caythorpe Primary School for the district sports. We took part in all the races there and did well in most. We were racing against children our own age. Once you had finished your race you got a card. There was a different coloured card depending on where you finished in the race. The stars of the afternoon were James, Emma and Ben who all came first. Bassingham Primary School worked together and every point counted to make them win. A great achievement, and the first win for the school in many years
BY SOPHIE, CLASS 6
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MY SPORTS POEM
Tennis, cricket and badminton, Those are the sports that we've done. I like to play netball, In basket ball you have to be tall. I love doing sport, Especially on the tennis court. I've been chosen for kwik cricket, When I was bowling, I hit the wicket! I am also in the football team, Running in the Olympics is my dream
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Competition Time
Hi it's me Alistair (or Ali for short). Anyway how do you fancy winning a big bar of chocolate? Well, all you have to do is write a short poem about dragons. When you've finished it please send it to me in Class 5. Please write your poem on any size piece of paper and make sure you put your name on it too. The winners will be announced next month. Good luck to everyone!
See you soon! Ali
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Crazy Christmas Families
Dad threw a pudding At our TV screen Two minutes before The speech of our queen
When suddenly before us In a wink of an eye Her picture popped up To throw back a mince pie
And then another With two more for luck Mum tried to run Dad tried to duck
But it was already too late She'd got us in sight For all royal queens Love a good fight
One pie exploded And hit my brother Another hit mum As she ran for cover
But the biggest of all Bounced off a chair Before smashing to bits All over dad's hair
So let this be a lesson From her majesty the queen Don't ever throw puddings At your TV screen
By Ali in Class 5
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Wallace
and Gromit - Curse or the Were-Rabbit
Film Review
Wallace and Gromit are back with a whole new movie!
Wallace and Gromit appear as ANTI- PESTO.
Everyone in
the town are growing vegetables for the annual vegetable competition.
The prize is the "golden carrot!" Its ANTI-PESTO's job to protect the
town's overgrown vegetables from the dreaded rabbits.
Using loads
of gadgets and gizmos Wallace and Gromit capture the rabbits and keep them in
their basement. There's only one problem though ……..! They can't keep on
capturing rabbits and keeping them in their basement. There's just not enough
room.
Then Wallace has an idea, by putting all the rabbits in a huge tub and
connecting the tub to one of Wallace's inventions they could make the rabbits
think vegetables were bad. But things go wrong and the Were-Rabbit is born.
I think Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were Rabbit is a brilliant film and would like to see a sequel made because it would follow on the stories of Lady Tottington, Wallace and Gromit and it would be good to find out what happens next in the adventures of Wallace and Gromit. I would give Wallace and Gromit a huge 7/10!!!! I would highly recommend it to anyone!!
By Charlotte and Alistair
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The blood and gore Dripped down like rain, With no leg there, He was in terrible pain. He limped along The cobbled street, There was no one there For him to meet. The leaves rustled In the park, The last light went out, All was dark. The cackle of a witch, The groan of a man, The little kid saw him, Turned and ran. The death came on Halloween night, The full moon gave The only light. He cried out A screechy sound, In a grave He could be found.
By Charlotte in Class 6
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Did you hear
the joke about the humming bird?

It forgot the words!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke and you'll see
What's a
crocodile's favourite game?
Swallow my leader!
One stormy
day a woodpecker was standing on the branch of a very tall tree. He started
pecking at it and then suddenly, lighting struck the tree and it fell down.

The woodpecker looked amazed for a few seconds then said "Boy I don't know my own strength!"
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Children in Need
Children
dreaming of
Happiness
In a home.
Living peacefully
Dreading when to get up
Realising it's all a dream
Every night
Needing
Illness
coming
Needing more
Night
coming
Every problem
Evening coming
Day again
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Children In Need
On Friday 18th November our school had a Non School Uniform Day. If we didn't wear school uniform we had to bring a contribution of £1 more to school. Some of us even came in our pyjamas!!! All the classes put together their money to get a final total.
The total raised was £235.
By Charlotte

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MY MAGIC BOX
I will put in my box
A silver sparkle from a shimmering snowflake, A warm glow from a burning fire, And a swirling hurricane from a storming planet.
I will put in my box
The sound of a thundering wave bashing against the rocks, The roaring laughter after a hilarious joke, And the wonderful colours from an arching rainbow.
I will put in my box
A sonorous applause from a grateful audience, Some entertaining friendship playing together, And a safe, loving family sitting cosily on a soft, doughy sofa.
I will put in my box
A year with thirteen months, A cloud with suns floating by, And a mole up a tree and a bird in the ground.
My box is fashioned from ruby and diamond and bronze, With a twinkling crystal lid and a lock of solid gold, Its hinges are the tips of octopus tentacles.
I shall dive in my box In the calm seas of the warm Mediterranean, And swim with the tropical fish Darting amongst the rocks.
By Jake in Class 5
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My Magic Box
I will put in my box
A
beautiful, breath-taking sunrise starting a new day magically,
A soft, floaty canter moving gently onwards to a far horizon,
Fickle and fresh feelings spreading rapidly to a young mind.
I will put in my box
The
magical music of a merciful musician
A loving caring family laughing happily together,
A charming black stallion standing proud in a fresh spring field.
I will put in my box
Damp
December dew sitting gently on deep grass,
Joyful, happy memories sticking firmly to a free mind,
The beautiful, daring poetry of an inspiring poet.
I will put in my box
A
waveless sea and a dark day,
An a egg laying cow
And a milk making chicken
My
box is fashioned from clouds, butterfly wings and autumn leaves,
With fresh sea shells on the lid and early childhood in the corners,
Its hinges are the rocks
Of moons
I
shall skate in my box,
On the deeply snow-covered ice of the icebound North Pole,
Then rest quietly on an isolated iceberg,
The shade of a cloud.
By Katie in Class 5
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My Magic Box
I will put in my box
The
click of counting fingers beating a sharp, loud rhythm,
The pitiful, reasoning miow of a small, expecting cat,
The flowing, ticking of the time, first a second, then a minute.
I will put in my box
A
flicker of light moving the working of day and the quiet of night,
A dream soft and fluffy, a vital piece of our mind,
The spinning of a top ending once, its time has run out.
I will put in my box
The
breath of a sigh saying happiness and content
The coldness of ice like a stopped piece of our world
The drumming of a beat saying 1,2,1,2
I will put in my box
An
earth-bound bird and a flying tiger
Toboggan round the rings of Saturn
Take a bath in the craters of the moon
My
box is fashioned from lightning, thunder and rain
Its lid made from unbreakable glass
The hinges are snowflakes found on polar bears' coats
And the key to the lock is ambition
I
shall roam in my box
Exploring the pure, colourless open spaces of a colossal peppermint cave
Then I shall sit
Bathing in the stillness of the air
By India in Class 5
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My
Magic Box
I shall put in my box
Happy,
cherished memories from birth until now
The joyful, lifted voice of a happy child
The useful, needed company of a good friend
I shall put in my box
The
happy, lively, people playing spiritedly in the playground
My loving, caring family who are supportive all the time
A freezing cold ice cream on a boiling summers day
I shall put in my box
The
calmness of a flowing river
Coloured crystals shooting rainbows at the sun
The peacefulness of a summer night
I shall put in my box
A
biting sun and a blistering moon
A snowman in the desert and
A camel in the North Pole
My
box is fashioned from rubies and emeralds
With snow on the lid and life in the corners
Its hinges have been forged from thunder
I
shall explore in my box
Upon the vast wonders of the Amazon
Then I shall camp out in the wilderness
Right under the stars
By Ben - Class 5
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On Thursday 10th of November eleven girls from classes 4,5 and 6 were teamed together to play North Scarle Primary School at football.
The match was held here in Bassingham on the big playing field.
Kick off was at 3.30pm
for a 4.15 finish. The Bassingham team was: Goalkeeper: Emily and Hannah.
Defence: Eleanor, Charlotte and Nicola. Midfield: Sophie, Katie and Maxine.
Strikers: Lucy, Holly and Emily. The whole team played well and the final result
was 3-0 to us. The goal scorers were Emily and Sophie. We had won!!!
We would also like to
thank Charlie as he supported us really well and took loads of great photos and
printed them all off.
It was a really good match to play in and I'm really pleased we won.
By
Charlotte in Class 6
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THIS IS THE START OF
MY FAVOURITE BOOK "ERAGON"
ind
howled through the night, carrying a scent that would change the world. A tall
Shade lifted his head and sniffed the air. He looked human except for his
crimson hair and maroon eyes. He blinked in surprise. The message had been
correct: they were here. Or was it a trap? He weighed the odds, then said icily,
"Spread out; hide behind trees and bushes.
Stop whoever is coming… or die." Around him shuffled twelve Urgals with short swords and round iron shields painted with black symbols. They resembled men with bowed legs and thick, brutish arms made for crushing. A pair of twisted horns grew above their small ears. The monsters hurried into the brush, grunting as they hid. Soon the rustling quietened and the forest was silent again
The Shade peered around a thick tree and looked up the trail. It was too dark for any human to see, but for him the faint moonlight was like sunshine streaming through the trees; every detail was clear and sharp to his searching gaze. He remained unnaturally quiet, a long pale sword in his hand. A wire-thin scratch curved down the blade. The weapon was thin enough to slip between a pair of ribs, yet stout enough to hack through the hardest armour. The Urgals could not see as well as the Shade; they groped like blind beggars, fumbling with their weapons. An owl screeched, cutting through the silence. No one relaxed until the bird flew past. Then the monsters shivered in the cold night; one snapped a twig with his heavy boot …………………..
I would recommend that everyone reads this brilliant book!
By Ali in Class 5
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When Dracula went on a diet
Things didn't go right
For he couldn't seem to stop himself
From nipping out for an extra bite
Half Price Dad
We lost dad in the supermarket
Behind the frozen peas
But the manager offered him at half price
Because of his knobbly knees
By Ali in Class 5
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March 2006 Edition
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First of all
Happy New Year!
2005 has just gone, and now we are going into
2006.
This year is going
to be better than the last.
I’m sure of it!
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The Robo-Raptor is a remote controlled dinosaur with three different play modes, sound and touch sensors and the ability to walk, run and even attack. The Robo-Raptor is an impressive foe. The mastermind behind the Robo-Raptor is none other than former NASA scientist, Mark Tilden. Wasn’t he in Jurassic Park?
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This year Germany will host the World Cup 2006. The World Cup is a huge event organised to see who is the best football nation in the world. The favourites to win are probably Brazil, as they’ve won it five times, including last time. England has only won the World Cup once, and that was way back in 1966.

Let’s hope they can win it this year!
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Knock
Knock!
Who’s
there?
Stephanie
Lee.
Stephanie
Lee who?
Stephanie
Lee something fishy going on around here!
Knock!
Knock!
Who’s
there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica
who?
Jamaica big deal
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Jameen.
Jameen who?
Jameen yah!
Don’t know!
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Turbo Tortoise
The
first verse of the poem “Turbo Tortoise”
Most
tortoises are slow
About
that there’s little doubt.
But
don’t be surprised
If
you should now find out,
That
one or two are different,
It’s
really quite true.
You
might one day spot
A turbo tortoise near you!

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REMEMBER
If you have any work that you would like to be put on the website, please send it to India or Alistair in Class 5, or Sophie or myself in Class 6. Anything good will definitely be published in the next issue. See you then!!
Charlotte.
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Miss Petrie and Mrs Magri’s Tour of South African Schools
During
the last half term holiday, Miss Petrie and Mrs Magri visited South Africa. They
went to see what all the different schools were like in Cape Town.
Before
they went, they looked for things to take with them to represent our school.
They took pencils and many other items donated by the children. The gifts were
very gratefully received in South Africa.
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Tamagotchi
In school recently many people have been very interested in Tamagotchis.
Mr Robertson has decided to let people bring them to school as long as there are no fights over them, and as long as people only use them only outside.
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Skiing
We have recently been on a skiing holiday in the French Alps. The snow was
fantastic and the village we stayed in was fab with its own ski hire shop and
restaurant bar. Most of the resorts were really nice and especially Chatel for
all of it's red runs being so well "piste-bashed". Most of the runs
were not too busy and a few of the runs had so few people on them, you could do
whatever you wanted on them without it being dangerous to people!! Anyone would
love a skiing holiday and would have loads of fun!!
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Joke
Q. "What is black and white and red all over?"
A. "A sunburnt zebra!!!"
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Chinese
New Year
In
school a
few weeks ago we all celebrated Chinese New Year. All the classes were sat
together in the hall and ate a lunch of the
Chinese cuisine. This involved all the children
bringing in a small amount of money to pay for their meal.
Lots of mums came along at lunchtime to help prepare and serve the feast.
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"What's'
a crocodile's favourite game?"
"Swallow my leader!"
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I was a-walkin'
a-down a corridor
When I was told by a teacher you 'ain't walkin' no more.
Come to the office and come close the door
You were walkin' too fast so you walkin' no more
I was a-walkin'
a-down a corridor
When I was told by a teacher you 'ain't walkin' no more.
I found all your homework undone in your tray,
So walkin', stop walkin' no more walkin' today.
I was a-walkin'
a-down a corridor
When I was told by a teacher you 'ain't walkin' no more
The graffiti on the wall, I know it was you!
So walkin', stop walkin, there's scrubbing to do.
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The Giant Tortoise
It
stretched out its neck, And started to crawl.
It crawled through a fence
And it crawled through a wall.
It crawled past the lions, And the kangaroo.
It crawled through a gate, And escaped from the zoo
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1st
Donna Dee
DONNA DEE IS A VERY
ARGUMENTATIVE CHILD AND SHE ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS. HER FATHER OWNS THE
BIGGEST DOLL FACTORY IN THE WORLD. WHENEVER THERE IS A NEW DOLL OUT, DONNA
GETS IT. She has got every doll
2nd
Debbie Doo-Daa
Hi, I'm Debbie doo-daa and I get anything and everything I want. I am the
richest in the world. In class I always get top marks and I am the best at every
subject. I was definitely the best at finding the golden ticket.
3rd
Dobbie daunting
Dobbie daunting weighs 8
stone. All she likes to eat all day is chocolate and puddings. When she gets
angry there is no stopping her. When suddenly she turns into a pig made from all
that lovely cream. The oompa- loompas take her to the fudging room.
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Please
checkout
all the other pages, see you next time!!!!

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What is a
crocodile's favourite game?
Snap!!!
Why did the
skeleton cross the road?
To go to the Body Shop!!
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Place of My Dreams.
A frozen lake, crystal clear and ice cold. The white tops of the mountains stand out so bold. The beautiful white scene so delightful to see, A place to relax, a great place to be.
A cold chill blows gently in my face, This is a remarkable place.
The mountains and lake would catch your eye, A place of peace so pretty I could cry.
The attractive mountains the flowing streams, This would be the place of my dreams!
By Emily
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Chinese New Year
After we have had our New Year the Chinese people have their New Year. They believe it is a time to have a fresh start. The Chinese people have superstitions. These are some of the things they believe in :
# They believe you are not allowed to clean on New Year's Day.
# They believe you are not allowed to use knives and scissors on New Year's Day.
# Also you have to open all the windows to let any bad spirits out.
An animal represents every year. A dog represents this year. The school celebrated Chinese New Year, with a huge Chinese feast in the hall, which all the children enjoyed.
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Cross Country Running!
Children from key stage 2 have been training for the cross-country running competition. The race is a 2km race and is on a Tuesday14th March. The children have been running round the playing field where the park is to help them get prepared for the long race itself.
Mrs White is running the club and will be choosing the teams. There are 4 teams, 2 teams are for the A race and 2 teams are for the B race.
We are hoping we will do well again this year because last year Linton, a brilliant runner who is now in Class 6, came a "whopping" 2nd in his race. Good luck to all the runners this year!
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St. Valentine's Day
As you
might remember St Valentine's Day was on the 14th of February. It is a time to
send cards to people you love. People often put a question mark at the bottom of
the card. 
The school celebrated St. Valentine's Day by having a school disco on the 17th of February. It started at 5.30pm to 7.00 for Reception and Years 1 and 2, and at 7.30 till 9.00 for years 3,4,5, and 6. It was a brilliant disco and as usual lots of sweets, crisps and hot dogs were eaten.
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Happy Easter!!!!!!!!

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Sabriel
Book Review!!!

Sabriel
is a really entertaining book, which I really enjoyed when I read it!
It’s about a teenager called Sabriel who is the daughter of the mage
Abhorsen. For a long time she has lived outside the great wall of the old
kingdom and far away from the uncontrolled power of free magic. But suddenly her
life is ripped apart by the horrible dead that just won’t stay dead.
Surprisingly enough it’s her father’s job to stop these terrifying creatures
and then destroy them!! But when a particularly large dead creature carries off
her beloved father, it is up to her to inherit her father’s place as Abhorsen
and stop the monstrous dead. She also takes it upon herself to destroy Kerrigor,
evil lord of the undying dead. Fortunately she finds help from an annoying cat
called Mogget and a handsome soldier called Touchstone who she eventually falls
in love with!
It’s a great book and I think a lot of people will definitely enjoy it!!!!
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Cross-Country

Cross-country
is an action packed extravaganza of a running contest! Hundreds of children,
from many Lincolnshire schools entered a recent competition held at Grimsthorpe,
all hoping they had a chance of winning the colossal race. There were 30 pupils
in Bassingham’s team - 20 boys and 10 girls. There were various races for
different age groups.
I myself entered the boys ‘A’ race and came 5th out of 300 people!!
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The
Beano
The Beano is a fun-filled magazine that I, and a lots of other people buy every week. The Beano has been around for a long time and I’m sure you’ve heard of it. There are lots of great cartoons in it such as: Dennis the Menace, Billy Whiz, Bea, the Numskulls, Minnie the Minx, Ball Boy, Little Plum, The Bash Street Kids, Freddie Fear, Crazy for Daisy, Ivy the Terrible, Gnasher and Gnipper and Roger the Dodger. There are also advertisements, pictures and a club!!!!!!
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If you want more reports, competitions and jokes, why don’t you go and check out Charlotte, India and Sophie’s pages!!!!!!
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE PAGE!!!!
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REMEMBER
Make sure you look at Sophie, Ali and India's pages too. If there are any articles or notes you would like to be published, send them to me or Sophie in Class 6, or Ali and India in Class 5.
Charlotte.
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JOKES
Q)
How does a walrus get up a tree?
A)
He sits on an acorn and waits for it to grow!!
Q)
What is green, has four legs and two trunks?
A)
Two seasick tourists!!
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Tamagotchi
Before
the holidays, all Tamagotchis were banned from school because they got out of
hand and many people were beginning to lose them.
REMEMBER!!!
Do NOT bring your Tamagotchi back to school.
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England’s
Tour Of India
The
England cricket team have headed out to India to play some test, and one-day
matches. The English team have managed to get on top of the Indians after being
bowled out for 393 in their 1st innings. Paul Collingwood scored an
unbeaten century and received excellent back-up from Matthew Hoggard, Steve
Harmison and Monty Panesar (a reserve spinner)
I
think that Andrew Flintoff shouldn’t be captain because he needs to
concentrate on his own bowling and batting. He needs to play a major part in the
team, as many of their big performers have come back to England.
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Lent
Lent
is a period of time where you give up a tasty treat for 40 days.
Stuck
for ideas to give up:
Chocolate
Sweets
Biscuits/Cake
Fizzy
drinks
Ice
cream/ice lollies
Crisps
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Cross
Country
Mrs.
White is running a cross country running club for anyone who would like to
participate or come for fun. Most times you will run three times around the big
field and you will always do a warm up and warm down to cool down after a hard
jog.
The
team for Grimsthorpe Castle is being picked over the weeks of training.
GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!!
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Mothers
Day
Roses
are red,
Violets
are blue,
Have
a good day,
Big
hugs for you.
Lost for ideas on Mother’s Day? Read carefully:
1.
A bunch of flowers.
2.
Breakfast in bed
3.
A
box of “chocs”
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The most scrumptious Belgian chocolate melted temptingly into a
creamy base. Its mouth-watering
colours are vivid among a variety of different toppings.

Tiny specks of the most delicious freshly whipped double cream
are squirted daintily around. Shiny silver beads are dotted carefully, while
thick layers of creamy, chocolate sauce are splattered merrily everywhere. The
rich Belgian chocolate ice cream is balanced beautifully in a patterned bowl.
The glass bowl itself has a carved ice- cream cone; it looks as if it has been
made by a skilled craftsman. The delicate ice cream is finished by simply
placing a ruby red cherry on top.
By Nicola
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Sealing
is an off-season activity conducted by fishermen from Canada’s east coast.
Over the past three years more than a million seals have been killed, mainly for
their fur and for their oil. The seals are killed in brutal ways, many with
large, wooden clubs and guns. Dealers can deduct $2+ for every bullet hole they
find, so the hunters, shooting from moving boats, often shoot the animal once
and unable to reach it, leave it to die. Many of the seals sink to the seabed
and are never recovered. There are of course, limits to how many seals a
fisherman can kill though there are no penalty if that quota is exceeded. At
times, the Canadian Government and sealing industry have tried to claim that the
species is over populated. Nothing could be further from the truth. Harp seal
numbers are plummeting. In the 1950’s and 1960’s more than two thirds of the
entire population was wiped out. This is because the pups never have a chance to
mature and carry on breeding. 95%
of the seals killed over the last 5 years have been pups between 12 days and 12
weeks of age.
This
massacre has to stop or we will soon lose a beautiful species.
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Each
month I will put on a topic,
you
can then email us in with your views. Say what you like, when you like, if you
want to. If you don’t mind your
views being published on my page please finish your email/opinion with this sign
XXX.
India.Moore@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
This
month’s topic:
What
do you think about the Canadian Seal Hunt?
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If
stuck in a kitchen
With
a hungry leopard,
Ask
him would you like me
Salted
or peppered?
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Messages
Good
to see you back Caitlin.
We
hope you’re feeling better. We’ve all missed and been thinking about you.
Class 5
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In
certain newspapers there have been reports that David Beckham can’t do his
6-year-old son’s homework. Frankly, this doesn’t surprise me. For someone
who says “it was totally done different to what I was teached,” I can
imagine ks1 homework would seem rather a challenge. My advice to beckham-you
have 10 fingers mate, use them!!!
If
you’d like your views to be heard or you’ve got a topic you’d like me to
use, email me at:
India.Moore@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
When I receive your Email, you will be notified on when your article/ Opinion/idea will be published/used on the page
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Cross
Country Results
A
few weeks ago the Bassingham team went off to Grimsthorpe to compete in a
cross-country event. The school did brilliantly but here are some of our main
successes.
1.
Bassingham School coming second overall in the boys ‘A’
race.
2.
Alistair coming 5th out of 300 runners.
3.
Sophie coming 16th also out of 300 runners, in
the girls’ race of course.
4.
Lucy coming 9th in the girls' ‘B’ race.
5.
Holly coming 10th in the same race.
6.
Linton coming 6th in race ‘A’.
7.
Jake coming 37th, also in race ‘A’.
8.
Alex coming 18th in the ‘B’
Well
done to everyone who took part though a special congratulations to everyone
mentioned above. You all did really well and we hope to see some of you on the
team again next year!!!
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1.
Wash your potatoes well and stab them with a fork 3-4
times.
2.
Bake
them in the oven at 200°C
for 1 hour.
3.
Once cool, cut them open and spoon out the flesh.
4.
Mash with milk, butter and pepper.
5.
Spoon back into skins.
6.
Top
with grated cheese and put back in the oven for another 15 minutes.
SERVE!!!
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If
you have anything to put on to the website you can give your work to either
Sophie, Charlotte, India or Alistair.
If
not, you can visit our website at:
www.
bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
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What would you want to be?
Kitten
or cat,
Mouse
or rat,
Jacket
or coat,
Yacht
or boat,
Paddock
or field,
Sword
or shield,
Bat
or ball,
Short
or tall,
Cat
or dog,
Tadpole
or frog,
Wax
or candle,
Trainer
or sandal,
Key
or lock,
Stone
or rock.
What would you want to be
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Everyone welcome!
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What
do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A
Carrot

What’s
the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean
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Five Top Things To Buy Your Mum For Mother’s Day
Wondering what to buy your mum for Mother’s Day?
Here are a few ideas to get you started….
1.
Mums love cards, why
not buy them one?
2.
Flowers are
excellent for Mother’s Day.
3.
Everybody likes
chocolate, especially Mums.
4.
All mums like to
smell nice, so “smellies” would be great.
5.
Mums love to get
dressed up so you could buy them a piece of jewellery.
If you don’t want to buy any of these things why not
try making your mum something instead!!
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Pancake day is celebrated on Shrove Tuesday and people enjoy eating warm pancakes with any topping they like. Pancake day is the day before Lent, which is a 40-day period where people give up something. To celebrate Pancake Day people often have pancake races where they run up and down flipping a pancake. Pancake day has been a tradition for many years!!!

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May / June 2006 Editions
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England's World Cup Worries
Owen's World Cup is over due to a nasty fall involving his knee ligament. Wayne Rooney is yet to play a full game and Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville are also two big worries.
It's not looking good for England!
It's not long now until the World Cup final and everyone is very tense and on edge. Sven Goran-Eriksson made a surprise choice in his squad for the World Cup, when he selected Theo Walcott who is just 17 years old. The speedy striker made his debut for England in a warm up game against Belarus, which sadly England lost 2-1. The main contenders to win the cup are Brazil, Argentina, France, Germany, Holland and England. To win the World Cup you have to get past the group stages and then win 4 consecutive matches.

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Scared
Here lies the body
Of a small boy with braces
Who liked to pull
The most horrible faces
He died in an instant
Still young and quite small
When he scared himself silly
With the mirror in our hall
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PGL
PGL is a fun activity centre in Shropshire near the Welsh border. You sleep in log cabins on bunks.

There are lots of great activities such as climbing and abseiling. There's also canoeing, rafting, quad biking and rifle shooting. At the start of the week we met our groupies who took us to our meals and activities and told us when it was time for bed. I really enjoyed PGL and can't wait to go next year!!
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Joke
Joke What happened to the baby chick that misbehaved at school?
He
got eggspelled!!!
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BYE!!!!
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If you want to be on the smile team ask India for details!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lambing
We have recently finished lambing!
When they are first born, lambs are brought in from the field in the quad bike trailer. They are then put in a smaller pen with their mothers for a few days. This gives the ewes a chance to get used to having it's lamb.
They are then put in a larger pen with a few other ewes and lambs. By this time, the lambs are ringed (have a ring on their tail) and numbered. This way it is easier to identify the ewes and lambs once they are out in field.
The lambs are dependent on their mothers for about 12 weeks; afterwards they will begin to eat grass. The ewes eat plenty of grass therefore they produce lots of milk for the lamb(s).
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Y6 SATs
Congratulations to every Y6 pupil in Bassingham School! Everyone did really well and gave their very best. After the last test, we had a fantastic party with food and a play on the park!!
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School Hols
Once again, the school hols have come around so quickly! It has been a very hard-working term for all the school; especially Y6 as they have been working exceptionally hard for good grades in their SATs. I know all the classes have been doing some 'End Of Year' tests which involved lots of hard work so well done to everyone who gave their best! I hope everyone has a relaxing break over the hols after a hard term at school. If anyone is going away, have a fantastic time! I will be going to Sicily
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I'd just like to say a big well done to India for getting her 'Seals' advert in the child's magazine 'Primary Times'. Hopefully there will be some more work from our school in their mag!!
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PTA Family Fun Day
Once again, the Family Fun Day brought loads of fun for everyone. Every stall went well and the Stocks were a particular favourite for visitors. In the end, the unlucky people who got a SOAKING were: Mr. Robertson, Mrs. Mammatt and Oscar Marriott. It was a great day and thank you to evryone who came and supported it.
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In For One, Out For Another
Wayne Rooney has majestically recovered in time for the knockout stages after starting one of the three group games. However in England's final group match against Sweden, Michael Owen was ruled out of the World Cup due to a serious knee injury involving his ligament, when he fell awkwardly. The injury may mean he will miss the start of the next Premier league season. Wayne Rooney has been very lucky to recover in time, as he is a player to watch in the future, and it is a massive opportunity for him to play in this major football tournament.
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PGL
2006
PGL
2006 was a fantastic week for everyone so I’d like to thank the teachers who
took us away. Everyone had a good week and enjoyed themselves.
Some
of the main activities were:
Abseiling
Canoeing
Jacobs
Ladder
Raft Build
High
Ropes Course
Climbing Wall
and many more!!!!
Challenge
Course
Initiative
Exercises
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Your Views
If you have any comments about our pages make sure you send them in to Charlotte.Marris @bassingham.lincs.sch.uk We'd like to hear from you!!!
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The most scrumptious Belgian chocolate melted temptingly into a
creamy base. Its mouth-watering
colours are vivid among a variety of different toppings.

Tiny specks of the most delicious freshly whipped double cream
are squirted daintily around. Shiny silver beads are dotted carefully, while
thick layers of creamy, chocolate sauce are splattered merrily everywhere. The
rich Belgian chocolate ice cream is balanced beautifully in a patterned bowl.
The glass bowl itself has a carved ice- cream cone; it looks as if it has been
made by a skilled craftsman. The delicate ice cream is finished by simply
placing a ruby red cherry on top.
By Nicola
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Sealing
is an off-season activity conducted by fishermen from Canada’s east coast.
Over the past three years more than a million seals have been killed, mainly for
their fur and for their oil. The seals are killed in brutal ways, many with
large, wooden clubs and guns. Dealers can deduct $2+ for every bullet hole they
find, so the hunters, shooting from moving boats, often shoot the animal once
and unable to reach it, leave it to die. Many of the seals sink to the seabed
and are never recovered. There are of course, limits to how many seals a
fisherman can kill though there are no penalty if that quota is exceeded. At
times, the Canadian Government and sealing industry have tried to claim that the
species is over populated. Nothing could be further from the truth. Harp seal
numbers are plummeting. In the 1950’s and 1960’s more than two thirds of the
entire population was wiped out. This is because the pups never have a chance to
mature and carry on breeding. 95%
of the seals killed over the last 5 years have been pups between 12 days and 12
weeks of age.
This
massacre has to stop or we will soon lose a beautiful species.
@ @ @
Each
month I will put on a topic,
you
can then email us in with your views. Say what you like, when you like, if you
want to. If you don’t mind your
views being published on my page please finish your email/opinion with this sign
XXX.
India.Moore@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
This
month’s topic:
What
do you think about the Canadian Seal Hunt?
@ @ @
If
stuck in a kitchen
With
a hungry leopard,
Ask
him would you like me
Salted
or peppered?
@ @ @
Messages
Good
to see you back Caitlin.
We
hope you’re feeling better. We’ve all missed and been thinking about you.
Class 5
@ @ @
In
certain newspapers there have been reports that David Beckham can’t do his
6-year-old son’s homework. Frankly, this doesn’t surprise me. For someone
who says “it was totally done different to what I was teached,” I can
imagine ks1 homework would seem rather a challenge. My advice to beckham-you
have 10 fingers mate, use them!!!
If
you’d like your views to be heard or you’ve got a topic you’d like me to
use, email me at:
India.Moore@bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
When I receive your Email, you will be notified on when your article/ Opinion/idea will be published/used on the page
@ @ @
Cross
Country Results
A
few weeks ago the Bassingham team went off to Grimsthorpe to compete in a
cross-country event. The school did brilliantly but here are some of our main
successes.
1.
Bassingham School coming second overall in the boys ‘A’
race.
2.
Alistair coming 5th out of 300 runners.
3.
Sophie coming 16th also out of 300 runners, in
the girls’ race of course.
4.
Lucy coming 9th in the girls' ‘B’ race.
5.
Holly coming 10th in the same race.
6.
Linton coming 6th in race ‘A’.
7.
Jake coming 37th, also in race ‘A’.
8.
Alex coming 18th in the ‘B’
Well
done to everyone who took part though a special congratulations to everyone
mentioned above. You all did really well and we hope to see some of you on the
team again next year!!!
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1.
Wash your potatoes well and stab them with a fork 3-4
times.
2.
Bake
them in the oven at 200°C
for 1 hour.
3.
Once cool, cut them open and spoon out the flesh.
4.
Mash with milk, butter and pepper.
5.
Spoon back into skins.
6.
Top
with grated cheese and put back in the oven for another 15 minutes.
SERVE!!!
@ @ @
If
you have anything to put on to the website you can give your work to either
Sophie, Charlotte, India or Alistair.
If
not, you can visit our website at:
www.
bassingham.lincs.sch.uk
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Wild Area
One Saturday morning recently some of the Bassingham PTA and volunteers worked really hard to try and renovate the scruffy wild area in the school into a pretty quiet area. After a lot of hard work, they managed to turn it into a really pretty place with picnic benches and flowers. We would really like to thank all the volunteers who helped out and I'm sure that the quiet area will be used really well.
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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
One can fly, the other can't bird!!!!
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Year 6 SATs!
As some of you may know, the year 6 children have taken their SATs. I myself am a Year 6 so I know how it felt and how nerve racking it can be.

I would like to wish the rest of year 6 the best of luck and hope they do get the results they want. Good Luck
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Family Fun Day
As some of you may know on the 17th June it will be the family fun day. The PTA would be really grateful if you could donate toys and tombola prizes.

If you can just take them to the school foyer, that would be great....
They did really well and raised £2089. The PTA are really proud and hope to beat it next year.
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Jokers Corner
Knock, Knock Who's there?
Alison
Alison who?
.....I listen to my radio!!!
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PGL Residential Trip!
A while ago some of the teachers took a group of Y5 and Y6 children to PGL, which is a specialist centre in Shropshire for adventurous activities. Everyone did really well and completed most of the activities organised for us. We got involved in high ropes, abseiling, canoeing, raft building, quad bikes and many more. You had cabins to sleep in and a nice canteen to eat in. The food was a lot better than last year, and definitely healthier. My favourite activities were Jacob's Ladder and raft building. They were all great fun and Jacob's Ladder was really challenging.
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World Cup Update!
England have been playing quite well. They haven't lost a single match yet......
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Scarecrow Competition
As some of you may know the Village Hall committee made some scarecrows. They were put up around the village for people to enjoy looking at. I know I really enjoyed looking at them because they were so good.
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New Recruits!
The website team are looking for new people to run the club. If you would like to, then please contact India Moore
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SPANISH BULL FIGHTING
A Tradition of Cruelty
On
a trip to Spain earlier this year I was brutally enlightened as to just how
alive the tradition of bull fighting still is. How such cruelty can be
advertised so frequently and shown is such relaxed environments, (I saw it in
various cafes during my stay), appears to me totally barbaric. Bulls are
suffering torment and painful, drawn-out deaths for the sake of
entertainment.
To
me a bull is just as innocent and vulnerable to cruelty as any seal or rhino
could be. It seems that just because they are considered livestock, used as a
source of food and there is no shortage in their numbers they are considered not
to be as important as the more exotic animals. This baffles me. As this animal
is not even remotely under threat of dying out, does it mean that they are not
able to feel pain? Because we can eat them does it make letting them suffer this
way all right? To me the answer is, and will always be no.
Other cruel practices in other countries, such as dog fighting have been made illegal, though there is no real evidence that they have been fully stopped. Sad though it is at the moment there appears to be no likelihood of bullfights being stopped. To the Spanish it is seen as a national sport and a traditional part of their culture. To them, matadors are seen as icons in the same way we see our sporting celebrities.
One has to wonder how people can enjoy watching such a cruel spectacle.
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NEWS CUBE
TONY BLAIR ANNOUNCED HIS RESIGNATION
CHINESE CAMPAIGNING FOR THE LEGALISATION OF WHALING REPORTS THAT
HOLE IN OZONE LAYER COULD CLOSE UP IF WE STOP CAUSING MORE DAMAGE
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ASK RESTAURANT
BRAYFORD WHARF
WHERE CAN WE AS CHILDREN EAT AFTER WE'VE MOVED AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN NUGGET DOMINATED CHILDREN'S MEAL? I'D SAY "ASK" IS A PRETTY SAFE BET, JUST AS LONG AS YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD.
THE FIRST IMPRESSION: MODERN INTERIOR AND QUITE A SOPHISTICATED AMBIENCE. GOOD SEATING ARRANGEMENTS WITH LOVELY VIEWS ONTO THE WHARF.
THE MENU: VERY LARGE CHOICE OF FOOD, MAINLY PASTA DISHES, THOUGH THERE IS A CHOICE OF PIZZA SALADS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE. !!!NO CHILDREN'S MENU!!! ALL FOOD IS FRESHLY COOKED THERE AND THEN, DUE TO THE OPEN PLAN KITCHEN YOU CAN SEE AND SMELL THE FOOD BEING PREPARED.
THE DESSERT: DON'T EXPECT THE SAME AMOUNT OF CHOICE FOR THE PUDDING GUYS; THEIR PUD PORTFOLIO IS DEFINITELY SPARSE. YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF ABOUT 6 ITEMS, 1 OF WHICH IS JUST ICECREAM. IF YOU LIKE A HOT DESSERT, I WOULD RECOMMEND THE TARTE' TATIN.
THE SCORE: I ENJOYED THE FOOD BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THE RESTAURANT TO YOUNGER CHILDREN DUE PURELY TO THE TYPE OF FOOD THE RESTAURANT SERVES.
4/5 - VERY GOOD
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JUST A PARAGRAPH THAT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
You've probably never heard of
an Iotie. We're just like you really. Only we're a little bit smaller. We have
houses and clothes, money and markets. So really we're not that different. You
don't see much of us. We spend most of our time in coat pockets and shoes. Not
the new or still used ones though. The ones in old abandoned houses and
wardrobes. Some people like us, some people don't. We're so small that sometimes
we get mistaken for large insects and then you have to hide quickly before you
get squashed by a fastly approaching Little Woman. You have to decide whether
someone is your friend or your enemy. This is about the time when I couldn't
decide.
By India Age 9
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NOTICE BOARD
Miss Brackenbury got married over the Summer and is now MRS BROWN!
Mrs Dixon had her baby over the holidays; she now has a lovely little girl, Olivia Gabriella!!!
Parents' Evening 17th October UH OH!!!
Halloween PTA Disco 20th October
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Katie's Page
BOOK OF THE MONTH
This month it would have to be the explosive Alex Rider book ,
"Stormbreaker"
by amazing author Anthony Horowitz!!
"Ever since he was able to walk, he's been training for intelligence work… just without knowing it."
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Did You Know?
The
largest box of popcorn ever took nearly six hours to fill and weighed a whopping
1.04 tonnes!!!
???????????
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Raving Riddle!
A Grandfather, a Father and a son all go to a café and have a £10 meal, but the bill only comes to £20.
How?
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T.V. Topics The best shows this month are…
1. High School Musical
2. The X Factor
3. How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria
4. The Suite Life of Zac and Cody
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The
Sun Stopped Shining
The sun stopped shining, and the cold was here to stay,
The sun stopped shining; autumn's on its way,
The sun stopped shining, so we couldn't play,
The sun stopped shining, and the shorter was the day!
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If you go to Bassingham Primary School and you have a good article, story, poem or review you want to see on my website page, then just give it to me at school before the end of the month and I will put it on the page!
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Daisy's Page
HELLO
HI, MY NAME
IS DAISY, I AM 10 YEARS OLD AND IN CLASS 6. I LIVE WITH MY MUM AND HAVE A FAT
CAT CALLED BUBBLES. MY BEST FRIEND IS CALLED INDIA; SHE IS ALSO A MEMBER OF THE
TEAM.
I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MY TIME IN THE TEAM AND HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY
READING MY PAGES!!!
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JAMIE'S DINNERS GIVEN THE THUMBS DOWN!!!
In Rotherham,
Rawmarsh Secondary School, Jamie Oliver has failed to convince some mothers that
fruit and veg is right. The mothers have started their own junk food take-away.
They have been going to the local chip shop in school breaks and purchasing the
junk food. This is happening just a short time after Jamie had made the meals
much healthier. The mums deliver 50 to 60 meals a day, taking children's orders
through the school gates. They claim that this way meals are a lot cheaper.
According to them children have to pay up to £ 3.75 for a small piece of pizza,
a milkshake and a portion of fruit. Although Jamie cannot do anything as he is
currently on holiday in Australia, he has been told of the happenings.
My conclusion is that yes, chips are cheaper but do the mums quite realise how
much harm they are causing a number of pupils?
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JOKES
What is black and white and red all over?
A NEWSPAPER!!!!
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DID YOU KNOW
Did you know that you could make 14 jumpers out of one sheep?
Did you know
that if an elephant were born in Africa its ears would be in the shape of
Africa?
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COUSIN AUTUMN
Summer packed
her bags today,
To take her annual holiday.
She jetted of beyond our reach,
To seek the perfect golden beach.
She left a cousin in her place,
A cheek chap with ruddy face.
We saw him bring a paint box too,
But didn't know what he could do.
You see, this strange, eccentric fellow,
Is daubing trees in red and yellow!!!
Polly Peters
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HOSEPIPE BAN
People have been using too much water. Most of the water we are using is from hosepipes. We have been using the hosepipe for silly reasons like watering the flowers, washing cars and lots more things. This means that we won't have any washing or even drinking water. Instead, you could have a water butt. Please try to cut down the amount of water you use.
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Will's Wacky Website Page
Before I begin, I would like to welcome everyone back to Bassingham and I hope you all have a brilliant year.
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I am keen to interview you on the sports you have done over the holidays or even over the weekend. Your name will feature on my page.
Wow, what a holiday!!
My bro and I at Pisa…..
Send your holiday pictures to me on a disc.
Send your holiday stories to me!
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Top Dog!! Talk to Will Marris about his new puppies!
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Jokes
What do
you call a man in a paper suit?
(Russell)
What do
you call a man with a seagull on his head?
(Cliff)
What is
a maths teacher's favourite food?
(A take away)
MAKE ME
LAUGH.
If you have any good jokes let me know and I'll put them on my page.
NO RUDE JOKES!!**!!
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INTERVIEW
- SOUTH AFRICA 2006
By Holly Mammatt
In the summer holidays I went to South Africa with my family. First we stayed in Johannesburg with my Auntie for the weekend. We went to an interesting museum about where the first humans on Earth were found.
On Monday we started touring down to Cape Town. We stopped at Gariep Dam where we spent the night - it was a beautiful place in the mountains and we saw a meerkat in the nature reserve.
More
next month……………….
More next month………
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Chloe's Page
Hello my name is Chloe. I am 10 and I'm in class 6. I hope you enjoy this page or any future pages!
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Boy Bands
We hit corridors to find out which boy band was the most popular. The website team came up with 5 boy bands, and then I asked the children which was their favourite. Below are the results:
Kaiser Chiefs 23
Mcfly 12
Razorlight 8
Westlife 7
Journey South 1
So the winner was:
Kaiser Chiefs!
And the loser was:
Journey South!
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Harvest!
Harvest time,
Happy mood,
Read a rhyme,
Giving food!
Feed the poor,
We all say,
Give more,
Harvest day!
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Joke
Why did Cinderella get thrown out of the football team?
She kept running away from the ball!
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Halloween!
Here it is,
The glorious night,
Halloween gives,
The spookiest fright!
I trick or treat,
With great pleasure,
Visiting people,
Chocolate treasure!
Witch and cat,
Ghostly knight,
Ghoul and vampire,
Devil fright!
Boo
By Lucy
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The Halloween Story of Salem
The following happened between the years 1691 and 1692. There was a village known as Salem where two girls lived called Betty and Abigail. They often played with the house slave whose name was Tituba. She taught them things that were strictly forbidden. The girls started having fits, screaming, acting like birds and cats. After much puzzling the doctor was sure it was witchcraft. The villagers pestered Betty and Abigail wanting to know the names of the other witches. They came forward with three names Tituba, Sarah Good and Sarah Osburne. When questioned Tituba claimed there were other witches in Salem. Unimaginable people were accused including a little girl as young as four-years-old. June the 10th marked the first day that a witch was hanged at Gallows Hill. Eventually a man said 'It is better that ten guilty witches should escape than that one innocent person should die". That was the end of witch killing in Salem! Later studies showed that the hysteria exhibited by these women was due to eating wheat and barley contaminated with mould.
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Alices's Page
Hello, my name is Alice, I am 9 years old and in Year 5. I have recently joined the Website team and hope I will be writing for the next couple of years.
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Back to school
Goodbye mum, its
time for school
"Please don't kiss me, you know it's not cool"
In the playground, lots of chatter
Even the teachers like to natter
Brand new
uniform, scrubbed up faces
Polished shoes, with tied up laces
Whistle goes, stand in line
Into the classroom, two at a time
Coats on pegs,
sandwiches away
Everyone's ready to start the day
Maths is first, then it's art
Next P.E, it's good for the heart
The clock
strikes twelve, its time for lunch
New bags open, crunch, crunch, crunch
Time for English
in the hall
No-one studies, not at all
Home we go, but I'd like to stay
"Come on" says mum, "It's the end of the day"
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Jokers' Corner
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!!
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Halloween
PTA HALLOWEEN DISCO
KS1 5.30 -7.00
KS2 7.30 - 9.00
IT'S FANCY DRESS!
20th October
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Playpark Car Boot Sale
As most people are aware, five members of the village have come together to improve the children's playpark. On Saturday 16th September, there was a car boot sale on the playing field and it was huge success. It raised £242! Approximately 35 cars turned up. But the grown ups couldn't have done it without us (children) because we were running to and fro taking orders for teas and bacon rolls (yum!!)
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How to Make Rice Krispy Cakes.
Enjoy making your own Rice Krispy cakes
You will need: A galaxy bar, a quarter of a box of Rice Krispies, a wooden spoon and a small bowl.
This is what you
do
1. Melt chocolate in bowl
2. Pour in cereal
3. Stir until cereal is covered
4. Spoon into cake cases
5. Leave in fridge overnight
6. EAT!
If you want your work published on the web then feel free to contact me at the school.
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Emma's Page
Introduction
Hi I'm Emma, and I'm new to the web site team. This page is about different things, and I hope you enjoy it.
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Harvest Time
All the
fields plain and clear
Harvest time is nearly here
Even though it's started showering
All the farmers keep on ploughing
All the
farmers working hard
In and out the farmyard
Everybody selling crops
All in our village shop!
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Review
On The Little Shop Of Horrors!
Saturday 23rd of September
I went to see
The Little Shop of Horrors. In the first part of the play there were six ugly
ladies singing a high-pitched song.
After their song a man called Mr Mushnik came on, he was shouting at a poor boy,
his name was Seymour. He was wearing a red baseball hat and was very clumsy.
After the
crashing and a banging Mr Mushnik
started speaking to another of his helpers - her name was Audrey. Audrey was a
tall girl with short blond hair and was very intelligent. When they had gone
Seymour started singing an orphan song of his past life.
He moved to the shop and slept under the old rusty desk. He found a seed and secretly grew it in the cellar. Later Seymour decided to tell Audrey and Mr Mushnik all about his plant which could talk and was starting to ask for food. He called it 'Audrey 2' but nobody was interested. At last he decided to put it in the window to see if any of the customers liked it. Later Mr Mushnik saw it and started to shout "What are you doing? "he screamed. But the customers liked it and it got bigger and bigger.
The play was really weird at the end because the plant ate Mr Mushnik and Audrey. Soon Seymour decided he should kill the plant and he became the shop owner.
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Jokes
Joke 1
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Joke 2
Where do the snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
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